some JOKES!!
One devil meets another and boasts to him: "You know, I`ve thought up a great torture. I`ve lockeв a woman in a room.There are over a hundred hats there and no mirror!"

-I`ve got a new dog.Would you like to come and with him?
-Does he bite?
-That`s what i want to find out.

Need to go to sleep now. BYE!

I might have a different reason why I love Twilight so much but after reading it for the 100th time. I finally realize why I love Twilight.

I love it no only because of Edward but because it's a story about a girl who is obsessively in love with this guy and is actually in love with her too.
The book describes how passionately and crazy in love they are with each other and not just anybody gets to feel that kind of love. Like Kristen said " It's like a physiological bond or magnet..."

Stephenie Meyer discovered out a way how to write down how every girl in the world wants to feel like which is part of the draw there is to Twilight.

For some people you could translate the story into falling in love with a very famous actor and live happily ever after with him or fall in love with a bad boy but when you're together you can see behind his mask and just be yourself. Something like that.

Of course, Edward/Robert will always be one of the biggest reasons we love Twilight :)

We all raise our eyes sometimes and look at the sky above. If it is evening and the weather is fine, we can see a lot of stars. Romantic thoughts come to our head. It often seems that somewhere in the sky there is a star or a planet, where everything is ideal, where all dreams come true. Space attracted people at all times. People dreamt to fly there and find something interesting. Space is so huge, that we can’t grasp it. However it cures us from megalomania. When we begin to think that we are big and significant, we must compare or size with that of the whole universe and we will realize and we are nothing.
We continue our living due to mercy of the universe. Unfortunately, very often we confuse luck with our significance. I mean we can feel our importance only because someone or something gives us such an opportunity. We forget about it and begin to give ourselves airs. We are stupid creatures and don’t notice it. Just try to understand this. How can we try to understand the structure of the world if we don’t even understand our minority and stupidity? We are happy because we are fools. However, there is a handful of thinkers, which grasp this idea. They feel the whole tightness of this world and dream to release their souls and feel spaciousness. We feel subconsciously that there is something special. Some people call it a God, others – cosmic intellect. No matter what it is, we reach for it. We feel that this “something” is cleverer than us and is an embodiment of harmony.

Today I passed the test on knowledge of english.
(http://www.selfaccess.com/sa_ver2_kereru.php?dirReload=free_test.php&fsPath=/sa_ver2/htm/).
Not to say that test was easy, but it also wasn`t such complicated.I tried ... and my score is 98%!!!!I'm so proud of myself!